we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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