there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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