I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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