Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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