So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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