i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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