My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i out mim tonsoeep
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