If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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