you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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