Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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