you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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