chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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