so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
that's an acceptable place to lick
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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