Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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