was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm