I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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