There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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