if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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