Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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