Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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