you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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