Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My underwear smells like fireworks.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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