My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever