But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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