ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My dick has a subreddit
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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