meet me or not, i'm out of control
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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