I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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