She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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