Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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