At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
