i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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