Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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