Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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