I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Randomize