i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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