After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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