I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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