STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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