Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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