I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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