Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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