At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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