I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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