David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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