I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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