the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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