I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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