I love black thongs
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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