Sponge bath it is.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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