It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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