I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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