Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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