id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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