mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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