i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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