can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
