U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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